(Splashing sounds) Oh oh, here we go again! Finley look out, Fraser is at it again! Finley’s splashing, having such a blast Toy boats sailing, moving really fast But wait a minute, what is that sound? A little brown submarine floating around Oh Fraser, no! Why do you do this to me? In the warm bubbly water, you’re making a pee... no wait, a POO! Oh Fraser, Fraser, in the bath You’re giving us a messy, stinky path Plop, plop, it’s a bath time surprise Right before our very eyes It’s a floaty little turd, oh what a stink Fraser, you’re the king of the kitchen sink! Finley’s shouting, "Daddy, hold your nose!" There’s something suspicious between your toes We were all so happy, scrubbing our hair Now there’s a mysterious scent in the air Poo poo, what a hullabaloo Fraser’s made a present, and it’s just for you! Quick, get the net! Grab the little cup! Before the drain starts to soak it all up! It’s a brown little log, a bath time treat Fraser, you’re really hard to beat! (Pfft, squelch, plop noises) Oh Fraser, Fraser, in the bath You’re giving us a messy, stinky path Plop, plop, it’s a bath time surprise Right before our very eyes It’s a floaty little turd, oh what a stink Fraser, you’re the king of the kitchen sink! No more poos in the water, Fraser! Let’s just play with the bubbles instead (Giggling sounds) Goodnight boys... wash your hands! Bye-bye poop!